September 2009
1 post
Sempre Fame
A horrible, debilitating curse that give the target the sensation of near death hunger. Do not use on those you love or do not wish to see in constant agony.
Counter-curse: Sine Fame
August 2009
19 posts
Nectere
For the times when your out of goblin-grade super glue and need a quick fast drying adhesive, let Necto be your glue! Provides temporary adhesiveness.
Should not be to glue structures together, clothes to people or as a hair gel. For glue disolver, see Gilderoy Lockhart’s Lexicon of Charms, Hexes and Magical Must-Haves Extended Edition.
If you are looking for a reliable, never-fail hair...
Magis
Duplicates your target. Perfect for quickly doubling the number of entres at your next house party. Will not multiply intangible objects such as my charm and wit.
Warning, misuse may cause object to multiply uncontrollably. Don’t not use on humans.
Fintempo
Discovered this spell whilst trying to perfect Disce Cito. For some reason, it will stop any muggle time devices within the proximity from functioning.
I am, however, still trying to work out a practical use for it.
Imploudum
An interesting and somewhat dangerous spell that causes an explosion that rips through non-living material. Similar to a Patronus in that it only works when the caster feels strong emotion, particularly rage. This spell should only be atempted by wizzards/witches that have mastered complex charms.
Do not use spell on objects or near people, on structurally integral parts of buildings or within...
Ador Magis
For the times when you need that bowl of soup heated up, or when you just want your cup of chamonmile tea a little hotter, Ador Magis is the spell for you. Just thinking about the perfect temperature will fill your beverage will the warmth that only a spell from Gilderoy Lockhart can offer.
Find more useful household spells in, Home Is Where The Lockhart Is. Be on the lookout for my sequal, Home...
Incitas Redigo
Transfigure any boring muggle chess set into riveting Wizard’s Chess by tapping a chess piece on the crown before reciting the incantation and repeating for the other thirty one pieces.
As cautionary statement for all those who wish to use this spell, It is most advisable to go at a slow pace as one may get tongue tied, mispronouncing the incantation and causing each chess piece to either...
Lucerna
For the times when you’re walking alone at night and your arm is too tired to keep holding your wand up to sustain a Lumos spell, let Lucerna light your path. This simple spell creates a warm, friendly light that will follow you around until your dismiss it, giving you the security and confidence to find your way in the darkest of dark nights.
May cause blindness if cast wrong.
Nite
Prounouced: (Nee-Tay)
Take the hassle out of your housework with this handy polishing spell. Polish mirrors, windows, your silverware and anything with a once luminous surface. For more must-have spells and charms to get your house cleaner than my witty humor, see my book, Home Is Where The Lockhart Is.
The sooner you finish your housework, the sooner you can pick up an autographed copy of my...
Deploro
If you’ve taken my advice and used the charms, hexes and magical must-haves I’ve already written here to enhance your edge at dueling, your foe would surely be uncontrollably weeping in despair by now. This jinx will be there just in case - guaranteed to have your foe sobbing bitterly as you display your superior ability thanks to Gilderoy Lockhart’s Lexicon of Charms, Hexes and...
Obsera
Adults and teachers very often forget that students know the Alohomora. While I cannot offer an explanation as to why such a major oversight is always made, I can offer a book that does: The Clearly Obvious Points of Parenting And Why You Don’t Know Them, by me, Gilderoy Lockhart, part of my Life And Lockhart collection.
I can also offer this spell, Obsera, as a way to lock your doors which...
Disce Cito
The medium level complexity spell will speed up the time it takes to learn anything. Perfect for all those with little time to spare. Not recommended for students about to sit their NEWTS or OWLS as the Ministry can detect when the spell has been recently used. For a more advanced and undetectable version of ‘Disce Cito’, pick up a copy of my book, NEWTS And OWLS And How To Ace Both....
Obnubilus
This charm will do quite a number of interesting things depending on your wand work. It can either whip up dense cloud cover, fog up glass or see through surfaces or create a misty haze that that can disorientate many a foe - handy for creating flying cover, privacy or the element of surprise.
For cloud cover, point your wand at the sky and recite.
For foggy glass, tap the glass twice with your...
Face Crinis
Late for work? High powered business meeting with the Minister For Magic? Picking up your date in an hour? Let the Face Crinis charm take away all the stress and worry of doing your hair! With a swish of your wand you will have a stylish do to wow any crowd.
This charm is a personal favorite of mine! If done right, your hair could look nearly as full bodied and bouncy as mine does.
Umidus Folium
Never arrive home from holiday to find your plants dead ever again! For piece of mind before your trip away, cast this charm on your beloved plants to quench their thirst while you are gone.
Lucere Vestes
This little charm will make your clothes almost as bright and shining as my award winning smile.
Do not use on already bright clothes.
Commutas coniculus
Complex transfiguration that transforms a living thing into a rabbit. It’s hopping good fun!
Please note that the wand work required for this particular transfiguration is rather intricate (see Gilderoy Lockhart’s Lexicon of Charms, Hexes and Magical Must-Haves Extended Edition - found in any good magical book stores near you for as little as three galleons and thirteen sickles - for...
Oblovus
Need peace and quiet? This simple incantation will put your mind at rest, muffling loud and annoying noises.
It came very much in handy whilst banishing the Brandon Banshee. See my published work, Break with a Banshee, for the thrilling tale at length.
Fulgur
Strikes an opponent with an unpleasant shocking sensation.
Good for dueling.
Veru
WARNING! SPELL CAUSES PHYSICAL BODILY HARM. USE WITH CAUTION.
A stabbing spell.
July 2009
7 posts
Rostrum
Ever thought your husband was being a bit of a pig? Use this hex to give him a snout!
Immurmuro
For times when you need to keep your conversation quiet. This spell lowers the volume of your voice so only the person you’re speaking to can hear you.
Aequare Membranula
Ever accidentally scrunched up the wrong piece of parchment? Then this is the charm for you! One application of this spell and your paper will be flatter than ever before.
Atramentum
Handy for avid writers (such as myself) who wish to reapply ink to their quill without continually dipping it in the well. The incantation, however, will still cause the ink to empty from the nearest well in proximity to the quill.
I dare say that without this particular charm I would not have been able to answer nearly as many fan letters from my gracious admirers which, may I add, is all too...
Concresce
Handy on a hot summer’s day; will freeze most liquids into refreshing ice.
Sternuere Multus
Quite a humorous little hex to simply make your subject sneeze for a while.
Eximere Sordes
A simple charm to remove small and fiddly pieces of dirt and dust from clothes, floors or any household suface.
Requires a short sharp flick moving away from the particles you wish to remove.