A Lexicon of Charms, Hexes and Magical Must-Haves

Sempre Fame

A horrible, debilitating curse that give the target the sensation of near death hunger. Do not use on those you love or do not wish to see in constant agony.

Counter-curse: Sine Fame

Nectere

For the times when your out of goblin-grade super glue and need a quick fast drying adhesive, let Necto be your glue! Provides temporary adhesiveness.

Should not be to glue structures together, clothes to people or as a hair gel. For glue disolver, see Gilderoy Lockhart’s Lexicon of Charms, Hexes and Magical Must-Haves Extended Edition.

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Magis

Duplicates your target. Perfect for quickly doubling the number of entres at your next house party. Will not multiply intangible objects such as my charm and wit.

Warning, misuse may cause object to multiply uncontrollably. Don’t not use on humans.

Fintempo

Discovered this spell whilst trying to perfect Disce Cito. For some reason, it will stop any muggle time devices within the proximity from functioning.

I am, however, still trying to work out a practical use for it.

Imploudum

An interesting and somewhat dangerous spell that causes an explosion that rips through non-living material. Similar to a Patronus in that it only works when the caster feels strong emotion, particularly rage. This spell should only be atempted by wizzards/witches that have mastered complex charms.

Do not use spell on objects or near people, on structurally integral parts of buildings or within ten feet of anything.

Spell may backfire.

For more useful spells like this one, and their counter curses, pick up a copy of my new book, Gilderoy Lockhart’s Guide To The Calm Release Of Emotions.

Ador Magis

For the times when you need that bowl of soup heated up, or when you just want your cup of chamonmile tea a little hotter, Ador Magis is the spell for you. Just thinking about the perfect temperature will fill your beverage will the warmth that only a spell from Gilderoy Lockhart can offer.

Find more useful household spells in, Home Is Where The Lockhart Is. Be on the lookout for my sequal, Home Is Where The Lockhart It - Cleaning That Kitchen Chaos With 37 Easy Spells, available this fall.

Incorrect use will cause intended target to spontaneously combust. Do not use on people.

Incitas Redigo

Transfigure any boring muggle chess set into riveting Wizard’s Chess by tapping a chess piece on the crown before reciting the incantation and repeating for the other thirty one pieces.

As cautionary statement for all those who wish to use this spell, It is most advisable to go at a slow pace as one may get tongue tied, mispronouncing the incantation and causing each chess piece to either start hacking each-other uncontrollably or on the odd occasion, turning upon you - not that that’s ever happened to me of course.

Lucerna

For the times when you’re walking alone at night and your arm is too tired to keep holding your wand up to sustain a Lumos spell, let Lucerna light your path. This simple spell creates a warm, friendly light that will follow you around until your dismiss it, giving you the security and confidence to find your way in the darkest of dark nights.

May cause blindness if cast wrong.

Nite

Prounouced: (Nee-Tay)

Take the hassle out of your housework with this handy polishing spell. Polish mirrors, windows, your silverware and anything with a once luminous surface. For more must-have spells and charms to get your house cleaner than my witty humor, see my book, Home Is Where The Lockhart Is.

The sooner you finish your housework, the sooner you can pick up an autographed copy of my new book, Flaunting With The Fairies, coming out next thursday.

Deploro

If you’ve taken my advice and used the charms, hexes and magical must-haves I’ve already written here to enhance your edge at dueling, your foe would surely be uncontrollably weeping in despair by now. This jinx will be there just in case - guaranteed to have your foe sobbing bitterly as you display your superior ability thanks to Gilderoy Lockhart’s Lexicon of Charms, Hexes and Magical Must-Haves and yours truly.